The secret to expat happiness?

Last night, sometime between midnight and 3 a.m., I had an epiphany. I woke with a jolt, my mind bursting with an idea that would revolutionize the lives of expat women the world over. The secret to expatriate happiness was laid before me with such startling clarity that I wondered why no one had ever thought of it before.

Desperate to capture this flash of inspiration before it disappeared into the ether, I fumbled about in the dark for a pen and paper. After scrawling my brainwave on what I later realized was a sales receipt, I slipped into the deep, dreamless slumber of the unburdened. The secret was safe!

When I woke up this morning, the first thing I did was snatch up the scrap of paper that held the key to a blissful existence for all my expat sisters.

This is what I found:

Er… never mind.

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About Maria

I'm a Canadian repatriate, former expat spouse, mother to two TCKs (and one yellow Lab), mentor to new immigrants, writer, reader, world traveller (grounded for now). I write about expat/repat issues and am still trying to figure out my place in the world.
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7 Responses to The secret to expat happiness?

  1. bookjunkie says:

    oh boy can I relate. I often have ‘flashes of brilliance’ that I wish I had written down. Usually I am too lazy to get out of my sweet slumber.

  2. naomi says:

    oh Maria … that is hysterical!

    I keep a notebook by my bed for that VERY thing and wake up to what was most obviously the writings of the contents of a dream vs. inspired thoughts!

  3. Judy says:

    LOL! Good to know I’m not the only one staggering about brain dead in the middle of the night 🙂 But oh so wish you could remember what you thought of!

  4. Maria says:

    Naomi: A notebook would help. Glasses would also have been useful. But honestly, an “on” switch for my brain is the only thing that could have saved this situation!

    Judy: I’ve got your number on speed dial. Perhaps I should call you when these epiphanies strike in the middle of the night? 🙂

  5. Judy says:

    Call me and die! 🙂

  6. shreejacob says:

    LOL! I’ve often wondered what would happen if I were to do that for my dreams as well….I guess now I know! 😉

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